(Lest this tale overwhelms my infrequent readers, let me call your attention to the post just a few days earlier than this one. There are long-awaited pictures for all of you photo-junkies.)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of, it was the age of enlightenment, it was the age of bewilderment, it was an epoch of freedom, it was an epoch of captivity -- in short, the noisiest authorities of the land insisted on being received, for good or evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
Today began a 3-week period of babysitting 8-month-old Carolyn while her regular babysitter, grandma, is on a long-awaited vacation to Hawaii. "This will be good practice," I thought, "for when the new baby finally arrives." Famous last words.
I thought it would be fun just to give an outline of how the day went:
7:15 Left Adara at home with Jon so I could pick up Carolyn.
7:35 Arrived back home and then turned around again to take Jon to work. Since Jon was sick yesterday, and all of us spent the day laying low, I didn't want him to ride his bike.
I didn't have all the ingredients for his lunch, so I thought I would stop by the grocery store and take his lunch to him right before my midwife appointment.
7:45 Smelled the necessity for returning home as quickly as possible in order to change Adara's poopy diaper.
8:00 Changed Adara's diaper while Carolyn cried herself into a fit on the floor. She calmed down, but not until we were almost done with the diaper change.
8:10 Prepared oatmeal for Carolyn
8:15 While Carolyn cried again, put Adara in her booster seat with a bib on and gave her cottage cheese
8:20 Fed Carolyn
8:35 Made Carolyn and Adara comfortable, with plenty of toys, and started cleaning up the mess in the kitchen, which had resulted from everyone laying low yesterday and doing minimal work.
8:45 Rescued Carolyn from another crying fit. Hoped that changing her diaper would solve her problems, changed her position and her toys, then went back to cleaning.
9:00 Realized Carolyn was probably sleepy and put her down for a nap
9:05 Received a phone call from the substitute babysitter, who was planning to take Carolyn while I went to my midwife apponitment. Before we had confirmed any plans, she had to hang up the phone, saying she would call back.
9:10 Started microwaving a South Beach Diet frozen dinner for my breakfast, and sat down for a moment to rest.
9:11 Adara asked for some water. There was some on the table, so I had her climb up to get it so I could rest a little longer. While she was there, I noticed her bowl was about to fall off the table. I asked her to move it so it wouldn't fall. She picked it up -- and let it fall through her fingers to the floor, scattering the remains of her cottage cheese.
9:15 I got up off the couch and asked her to help me pick up the cottage cheese. She ended up cleaning two bits of it.
9:20 Stirred my microwave dinner and started cleaning again when I heard a sound of water running behind me. Adara was pouring water from the pitcher (that I had left on the table) onto the hardwood floor and rug. She helped clean up more of the mess this time.
As I finished cleaning the mess, I noticed her playing in the recycling bin, which I had just moved because it was in a pool of water. Not wanting soggy cardboard added to the mess, I moved the recycling bin into the garage.
9:30 Ate my microwave dinner - interrupting myself for a moment to push a chair in front of the gas fireplace to prevent Adara from playing with the rocks inside it.
9:40 Started to clean again, loading dishes into the dishwasher. I was thinking about how almost humorous the morning had been, when I noticed Adara was playing with a broken mug, which I had put in the dishwasher a few minutes earlier. (Side note: we are house-sitting right now, and the mug that was now lying broken on the floor belonged to the owner of the house, and not to us.)
9:41 After removing the mug, I decided to take the garbage outside to prevent Adara from getting into it and playing with the mug some more.
9:43 Started loading the dishwasher again while Adara looked for new trouble to get into. Before it developed into something serious, I asked her to help me with the dishes. She played with the scrub wand and a pot of water for a second, before she started pouring water from the pot onto the floor.
I'm going to skip now to the end of the story. Shortly after 10, the substitute babysitter called again. She was leaving her house to go to a meeting at 10, and wanted to arrange for how to pick up Carolyn at my midwife's office. By this point I didn't have any brain cells left to organize anything that complex, so I told her not to worry about it. Taking Carolyn and Adara both to the midwife's office would be less of a hassle.
Of course I still didn't have Jon's lunch ready, so I hurriedly chopped up some turkey, ham, tomato, cucumber, celery, and the small bit of lettuce that we had left, and threw it into a container. I decided there was no way that I was going to have time to go to the grocery store with two babies to buy lettuce -- it was 10:30 by this point and Carolyn was still napping. Jon was just going to have a nearly lettuce-free salad.
Thankfully, Carolyn was awake when I went to check on her, so I didn't have to worry about waking her up and having a cranky baby with me at the midwife's office. The rest of the morning was relatively uneventful.