Walking on water

How did Jeaus walk on water?
He had invisible floaties on his feet.

New Clothes

Keenan streaked naked onto the front porch.
"Come back here you!" I shouted. "You need to put on some underwear!"
Putting one hand behind him so as to cover his backside, he yells back, while continuing to run away from me, "This is my underwear!"

Pre-K

Today was Naomi's first day of pre-k. She was singing as we drove: the numbers in Spanish, A Child's Prayer, Angels We Gave Heard on High, Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam. And then, as we are approaching to door to her class I hear it. Dearth Vader's theme song.